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Showing posts with label gifts. Show all posts

Friday

Stinky Candles

Do you like Nacho Cheese? Do you want a Nacho Cheese Candle? Do you miss the country air? Do you want a Skunk Candle to remind you of your childhood trips? The Stinky Candle Company produces these along with the Bacon Candle, the Fart Candle, not to mention some perhaps better smelling Popcorn, Chocolate Chip Cookie and Apple Pie Candles.
Gifts for the people who have everything, or for those whom we are obligated to give.

Leather Jacket Candle and Onion Candle
From their website:

Stinky Candle Company was created to share and celebrate our everyday aromatic surroundings.
There is significant similarity of candle scents in the market place. Yet many of our everyday olfactory experiences are with fragrances one seldom finds in wax form. Our goal is to provide you with a memorable experience, make you smile and capture the world’s finer stenches in life.

Nacho Cheese, Burrito or Garlic Candles

Gifts For the Person Who Has Everything

It can be a very trying time, buying gifts for all our friends and family during the Christmas and holiday season. There is always that one person who you just can't figure out. Maybe its the man who has everything. Maybe it's the picky lady in your life. Here I have a list of gift ideas for those difficult to shop for people.

Christmas Gift Ideas
  1. Dot matrix printing paper
  2. Micro-cassettes for your answering machine
  3. One month free TELEX service
  4. One year membership at Blockbuster
  5. A box of floppy disks
  6. Simpson's gift card
  7. A PalmPilot
  8. A box of two colour Typewriter ribbon
  9. A Digital Audio Tape Player
  10. One free Landau roof installation
  11. Half price off your next ten McDonald's pimmas pizzas
  12. A case of Burma-shave
  13. 10,000 Frequent flyer points aboard Eastern Airlines
  14. Montreal Expos Season Tickets
  15. Five free gallons of leaded gasoline
  16. Chrome BASF audio cassettes
  17. A pair of North Star running shoes
  18. Four game cartridges for their Intellivision system
  19. Ten shares of Nortel stocks
  20. A $50 gift certificate at Montgomery Ward
  21. Season three of Benson on Betamax