Top 100 TV Catchphrases

As a distraction from Hurricane Irene I present The top 100 funniest best most memorable television catchphrases and lines. Some of the shows were before my time, and I don't know all of the U.K. shows but I could name about 85 of them.



1. "I shall say this only once" - 'Allo 'Allo!
2. "I have a cunning plan" - Blackadder Goes Forth
3. "Suit up!" - How I Met Your Mother
4. "Bazinga" -- The Big Bang Theory
5. "Blerg" -- 30 Rock
6. "Whoa!" -- Blossom
7. "But I'm Feeling Much Better Now" - Night Court
8. "I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl ..." -- Newhart
9. "Hey hey hey! What's Happening!?" -- Saved by the Bell
10. "You havin' a laugh" -- Extras
11. "Pretty..pretty...pretty good" -- Curb Your Enthusiasm
12. "Don't panic" - Dad's Army
13. "Drink, Feck, Arse, Girls" -- Father Ted
14. "Don't mention the war" -- Fawlty Towers
15. "Well, of course not, don't be ridi-cool-us" -- Perfect Stranger
16. "My Shiny Ass" -- Futurama
17. "Sit on it" -- Happy Days
18. "Hello, Newman" -- Seinfeld
19. "Missed it by that much" -- Get Smart
20. "Giggity, giggity, giggity goo" -- Family Guy
21. "Dy---no---mite!" -- Good Times
22. "Cause I'm the Fonze! Ayyyy" -- Happy Days
23. "I know/see nothing!" - "Hogan's Heroes"
24. "Would you believe it" -- Get Smart
25. "Do you wanna hug it out" -- Entourage
26. "the only gay in the village" -- Little Britain
27. "You Got it Dude" -- Full House
28. "Nanu. Nanu" -- Mork & Mindy
29. "No, no, no, no, no, yes" - The Vicar of Dibley
30. "Oh my god! They killed Kenny" - South Park
31. "Are we having fun yet" -- Party Down
32. "Baby, you're the greatest" -- The Honeymooners
33. "I'm comin' to join ya Elizabeth - Sanford and Son
34. "Here come de judge" - Laugh In
35. "Yada, yada, yada" -- Seinfeld
36. "Burn" - That '70s Show
37. "Time Out" -- Saved by the Bell
38. "How you doing?" -- Friends
39. "Marsha Marsha Marsha." 
40. "One of these days, POW, right in the kisser." -- Honeymooners

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Funniest Quotes of the Year

Here is part two of the best and funniest quotes of the year. Thus far. (Part 1 is here). Not exactly a top ten list, but a list of the funniest tweets, comments and funny status updates I have seen on the internet, be it the Facebook or the MySpace or the Twitter.

Been on hold so long I can't remember who I called. I have a credit card out and my pants off but that doesn't really narrow it down much.

Joshua Allen 2009

Guys want to have sex with our boobs now? When did vaginas get so boring?

Whitney Cummings April 2011

Why did the 4 babies get thrown out of the bar? Cause they're just 4 stupid fucking little babies. Shitty fucking babies.

Louis C.K. March 2011

I just want to wish everyone happy holidays for december of 2007. I didn't have twitter then.

Louis C.K. April 2011

Looking good naked is such a gift. Can't wait till your birthday!

Mitch Fatel May 2011

I went through (a) phase where I only had sex with Mexican guys. God, I loved my señor year.

Morgan Murphy May 2011

Alec Baldwin for Mayor of NYC? If he runs as Jack Donaghy - I'll send a check right fucking now.

Denis Leary June 2011

To speak in my dad's computer language, I'd like to wish him a FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Happy Father's Day!

Jenny Johnson June 2011

It's hard to imagine that before electricity, people had to check Twitter by candlelight.

Robin McCauley June 2011

Thinking about going to my high school reunion so people can see that you don't need to be married or have kids to be depressed.

Robin McCauley June 2011

Yesterday was longest day of the year, not just because of the Summer Solstice but because I had to have lunch with my girlfriend’s parents.

Jimmy Carr June 2011

Can you believe Tom Cruise is nearly 49? Sorry, I mean 4’ 9”.

Jimmy Carr June 2011

The best thing about arguments is the make up sex.

That's why I hate arguments with my parents.

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Quotes of the Year : Best So Far

Browsing through various Tweets and Facebook status updates I have here the funniest quotes of 2011. I was going to wait until the middle of the year to post this but there are just too many funny quotes. I will publish another list in a few months. I grabbed these from people I follow on Twitter or in one or two cases from Facebook status updates. Speaking of which you can follow me on Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, feedburner... click the buttons to the right.

"Children shouldn't talk to strangers. Not because strangers are dangerous, but because children are incapable of meaningful conversations."
Alison Agosti January 1

"Great idea for CNN, who's tanking and who's demo is 90% elderly: Replace all programming w videos of grandchildren."
Sarah Silverman January 18

"The cashier at Costco asked me "wanna box?" so I punched her in the face. I don't know what she was crying about, she started it."
Glenn Mallen Feb 8

"Can’t wait to watch the Superbowl tomorrow. GO ROUGH RIDERS!"
Steve Martin Feb 12

"Justin Bieber is on our Valentine’s Day show tonight! So legally, Andy has to sit 50 feet from the couch."
Conan O'Brien Feb 14

"Computers may beat us at Jeopardy, but us humans are still better at racism and smoking."
Seth MacFarlane Feb 23

"Would you freak out if I told you I was tweeting this from inside your closet?"
Conan O'Brien Feb 24

"My thoughts and prayers are with Charlie Sheen tonight, as he's been diagnosed with Full Blown Busey."
Sarah Silverman March 3

"Great, I just texted my uncle that I’m still mad he “roped” me. Thanks a lot, AutoCorrect!"
Seth MacFarlane March 4

"Puppy Mill is too cutesy for what it is. It's like saying hawacaust."
Sarah Silverman March 29

"A guy cut me off in traffic, and I called him a stupid f***. My kids asked what that meant, and I told them it means he can’t f***ing drive."
Conan O'Brien April7

"The NBA playoffs are about to begin and no one is more excited than the Cavs who can finally stop losing."
Norm Macdonald April 14

"Someone should make a beer called Mondays, then getting a case of the Mondays would not be so bad."
Beer Advocate April 19

Click here for part two.

5771

5771 already? Where do the years go? I could swear we were just talking about the brand new decade in 5760. Time flies.
I mean, was it really in 5759 that Seinfeld was taken off the air? It doesn't feel like twelve years ago.

Could it be in 5762 that Barry Bonds hit 73 homeruns? 

Kurt Cobain tragically left us sixteen years ago in 5755. No. Really?

Twenty-seven years ago, in 5744, that MASH ended its run on prime time TV?

These were the top ten singles from 5761.

1	Breathe	Faith Hill
2	Smooth	Santana featuring Rob Thomas
3	Maria Maria	Santana featuring The Product G&B
4	I Wanna Know	Joe
5	Everything You Want	Vertical Horizon
6	Say My Name	Destiny's Child
7	I Knew I Loved You	Savage Garden (tie)
8	Amazed	Lonestar
9	Bent	Matchbox Twenty
10	He Wasn't Man Enough	Toni Braxton

Happy New Year.