30 Day Writing Challenge: Favours I'd Ask of Satan

Favours I'd Ask of Satan:

1. Cut my grass
2. Make my bed
3. Lend me $10.00
4. Spend some time with my parents so I can take a nap
5. Plaster and paint my bathroom
6. Fetch my mail
7. Go buy curtains for my bedroom
8. Fix the light in my dining room
9. Pick up my laundry
10. Put down my laundry
11. Take my car for a tuneup
12. Organize my closets
13. Go to the dentist for me
14. Pick up a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter

Dilbert's, Prince of Insufficient Light

Mike and Nicky over at We Work for Cheese have forced invited us to participate in this 30 Day Creative Writing Challenge. Today is Day 21, the theme is Favours I'd Ask of Satan.