30 Day Writing Challenge: Could Have Been Worse

It could have been worse.

I could have been too short, too tall, too fat or too skinny.
I could have been poor, in debt or insolvent.
I could have been weak-willed, fearful, or reluctant.
I could have been a thief or a cheat.
I could have been violent, an abuser or a fighter.
I could have gambled, stole or killed.
I  could  have been a drunk, drug dependent, or gambler.
I could have been deranged, depressed or despondent.
I could have been cheap, self-centred or materialistic.
I could have been an over eater, over the top or overboard.
I could have been ignorant, foolish or immature.
I could have used abusive language, or violent behaviour.
I could have cheated or lied.
I could have been arrogant, rude or domineering.
I could have been temperamental, conceited or unreliable.
I could have been pessimistic, or condescending.
I could have been aloof, belligerent, big-headed, bitchy, boastful, boring, bossy, callous, cantankerous, careless, clinging, compulsive, cowardly, cruel, deceitful, detached or, grumpy.

Oh wait. I am grumpy. Anyway, it could have been worse.

Mike and Nicky over at We Work for Cheese have forced invited us to participate in this 30 Day Creative Writing Challenge . Today is Day 30, the theme is It Could Have Been Worse.