Some Lies About Canada. Happy Canada Day!

I have not been able to verify the following information. But I wrote it so it must be true. Some Lies About Canada. Happy Canada Day. 

Majestic Canadian Flag

• Canadians do not use pain killers.
• Canada has nine months of winter and three months of road repair.
• The Inuit of Northern Canada have 17 different words for "fart".
• English speaking male Canadians of Eastern European descent living on the Island of Montreal have larger feet than other Canadians.
• When you flush a toilet in Canada the water simultaneously flows clockwise and counter clockwise.
• In Canada, static electricity is a trade-able commodity.
• Canada Day was created on July 1st simply to steal the thunder from the American Independence Day.
• In Canada we do not have revolving doors. We have rotating doors.
• French graffiti in the province of Quebec must be twice the size of English graffiti.
• Home computers in Canada have been recently upgraded from VIC-20s to Commodore 64s.
• Most people believe the beaver to be the national animal of Canada. But if you look closely, just behind the beaver, there is a ferocious two headed griffin.

The Beaver