When hell freezes over
When pigs fly
One chance in a million
When my hair grows back
In a ghost of a chance
When Dallas wins another Superbowl
A snowballs chance in hell
When Baseball returns to Montreal
On the second Tuesday of the week
When Human Rights are respected in Quebec
In a month of Sundays
When I gain superpowers
The 12th of never
When I win the lottery
When my entire salary is tax exempt
...will be when I participate in another writing challenge
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| When Donkeys Fly |
Apparently this is part of a Writing Challenge. To see more, go to www.WeWorkForCheese.com . Today's theme is When hell freezes over.
Yup, that's right around the time we'll host another challenge too. *she says now knowing full-well it'll probably happen again. And again. And again.*
ReplyDeleteOkay, maybe once in a blue moon.
DeleteAh, but donkeys do fly.....don't they?
ReplyDeleteSigh. It's gonna be a long day.
Time flies.
DeleteLove it! I have a sign up in my kitchen that says that I will listen to complaints on the second tuesday!
ReplyDeleteYou have a couple of items unique to Montreal/Quebec. You might wanna add when the Nordiques come back. Well done.
ReplyDeleteOr when the PQ get a majority. Well it is possible. But not this spring.
DeleteAnd of course, "When the Toronto Maple Leafs win another Stanley Cup." (See? I know some sports.)
ReplyDeleteI don't if an event that occurs once a century can be included in this list.
DeleteSo, what you're saying is we'll be waiting awhile?
ReplyDeleteat least a year
DeleteWell done...but you know you'll be back next time.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it strange how our minds work? Pain is forgotten and we return to the behaviour that caused the pain in the first place.
DeleteHah, I love the punchline.
ReplyDeleteI love them. They make me feel special. :)
ReplyDeleteCliches and things that won't happen. Excellent!
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