The holidays are upon us and it is the time of merriment, joy and gift giving. Gift exchanges at the office or with the family can be particular harrowing and bothersome, as budget constraints sometimes get in the way. Or, let's face it, oddball people give oddball gifts. Included in those gifts are those weird boxes of chocolate you do not want for Christmas. Following is a list of the strangest candies I have ever received.
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| Christmas Chocolate Surprise |
- Mallomar Avocado Centre
- Pickles and Cream
- Reese's Peanut Butter Cup of Chicken
- White Chocolate with Ground Beef Centre
- Old Fashioned Taffy with Spinach Flavouring
- Chocolate Dipped Sardines
- Caramilk Caviar
- Windex Pecan
- Spaghetti and Marshmallow
- Confetti
- Glazed Strawberry Sauerkraut
- Caramel Mint Toothpaste
- Cream of Mushroom Brûlée
- Milk of Magnesia
- Bacon and Nougat
- Chocolate Mouse
- Peaches and Crayon
You forgot Chocolate Mousse Cock
ReplyDeleteAnd I am embarrassed for it.
DeleteI would totally try bacon and nougat.
ReplyDeleteIt's extremely hard to ruin bacon.
I chuckled when I read Pickles and Cream.
DeleteThat's funny because I wrote it.
Shawn, you have some wacky people who care about you enough to give you something strange. Hmm. Happy holidays!
ReplyDeleteIt's not the thought that counts but the stories you get from the gifts, or something like that.
DeleteHappy holidays Linda!
My personal favourite?
ReplyDeleteRocky Roadkill
Joe, I like Rump & Raisin
DeletePickles and cream...
ReplyDeleteLOL.
Of course. ;)